It wasn’t the Russians. It was the Martians!
It’s true! The Democrats had their brains sucked out of their heads, and that’s why they nominated Hillary Clinton.
Forget about the illegal activities going on at the Clinton Foundation, and forget about the thousands of emails that are probably on a secret server in another country by now.
Forget about what you thought were the facts!
The Martians made the DNC undermine poor old Bernie Sanders. I’m not kidding you. He was so upset after being denied the nomination that he went out and bought a $600,000+ summer home.
That’s what socialists do! I’m not kidding you!
A Martian spaceship landed at the airport in Phoenix, and Loretta Lynch was zapped away before she knew what was happening.
Seriously! Would I lie to you?
Poor old Billy Boy just happened to be passing by when a magnetic force pulled him into the spaceship with Loretta Lynch, and that’s when they had a conversation about golf and grands.
Seriously! You can’t make this stuff up!
The Martians not only hacked the DNC, but they were the ones that filmed … that’s right … filmed conversations with the Clinton campaign about how they hired homeless people to stir up trouble at the Trump rallies.
All this time you thought it was Project Veritas? No! I know, I know … it just doesn’t seem like something the Martians would do, but there you have it.
To make matters worse, those darn Martians infiltrated the voting machines, and each time a legal (maybe illegal) vote was cast for Hillary Clinton, the Martians moved the vote over to the Donald Trump column.
Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s crazy but it’s true. I would not lie to you.
Well, here we are just a few days away from Inauguration Day and those darn Martians are at it again. They have taken over the minds of quite a few Democrats, and now they aren’t going to the Inauguration.
The Martians are in control of the Democrats!
So, on Friday, you might notice a few Democrats missing from the Inauguration. Last we heard, the Dems were out looking for their brains.
Hand to God, it’s the truth!
Whatever happens after Friday, you can bet your last dollar that Trump and Pence and the Republicans will be in total control of our country and Congress.
God bless the United States of America!
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