Imagine, If You Can

You are a Republican.

You are a state legislator.

You and your fellow Republicans don’t want to vote on a bill before your state legislature.

What do you do?

You and all other Republicans get on a private plane, fly to Washington, DC, celebrate with a case of beer, meet with people on the Hill (including the VP), post selfies on the plane where not one single person is wearing a mask, blah blah blah.

But wait! There is more!

Five of you come down with COVID.

Imagine that scenario as Republicans.

But wait! There is more!

This is a true story about Democrats from Texas.

This is a true story that the fake news media doesn’t want to report.

If this were a true story about Republicans, the fake news media would be all over it 24/7.

Right? You betcha and it’s sickening.

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Texas Democrats

Creepy Porn Lawyer

Every now and then, someone gets exactly what they deserve.

Michael Avenatti , for instance.

Once the darling of fake news cable networks, the grifter is going to prison. They gushed over him suggesting that he should be the next President of the United States.

Really?

His client, Stormy Daniels, put him on the map. Then he hustled poor Stormy, using her to make millions while the poor woman danced on tabletops to earn enough money to pay her rent. Why she didn’t have someone beat the crap out of Avenatti is beyond me. The guy had it coming.

During his sentencing, he broke down and cried.

Boo phuckin’ hoo!

He is sorry for hurting people. This guy doesn’t know the meaning of ‘hurt,’ but he’s going to find out once he gets to prison and Guido makes Mike his prison bitch.

On last night’s show, Tucker Carlson did a segment about the Creepy Porn Lawyer. It’s priceless … enjoy!

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While I Still Have Power …

At 8:45 a.m. the rain started. Elsa has arrived. Fortunately for us, we are not taking a direct hit, but we can expect flooding, high winds, and tornado warnings. I’ve been down this road many times before.

Two things are bothering me this morning: Joe Biden and the people who hate America.

My belief is that hating America should prevent anyone from getting elected to Congress. Period.

My belief is that hating America should prevent anyone from getting a place on the U.S. Olympics team. Period.

To anyone who hates America while representing America, let us give you a one-way pass to a third world country where you will not have the freedom you have in America. Period.

As for Joe Biden, his latest comments about sending people around the country to knock on doors in an attempt to vaccinate those who have not been vaccinated is something you would find in a third world country.

Joe Biden has lost touch with reality.

If anyone shows up at my door, I’m dialing 9-1-1.

Furthermore, this moronic idea of Joe’s leaves the door wide open for people pretending to be “government” employees as a way to gain access to your home. Well, maybe not you, but you know what I mean.

Again, show up at my door and I’m dialing 9-1-1. Your ass is going to jail.

Period.

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Florida Hurricanes and Tropical Storms

This is Florida. This is hurricane season.

I’ve lived this life for nearly my entire life.

As we wait for updates about Elsa, predicted to hit this area on Wednesday, I’m remembering 2004.

That was the year we were hit by two hurricanes and two tropical storms. There wasn’t one place in the entire state of Florida that didn’t get pounced on that year.

It was during a tropical storm and a hurricane that my father passed away.

A tree fell on Dad’s house shortly after he had passed away. It took out the power and phone lines.

Dad’s passing took the life out of our family.

Had it not been for the kindness of friends and a few strangers, I don’t know how we would have survived that year.

As we entered September, more storms hit Florida. It seemed never-ending.

Today, I worry about flooding. The river has been known to rise so high that it spills over into the streets and neighborhoods. I’ve seen it. I’ve heard about neighbors being rescued by boat just a few blocks over.

God help us all. God protect us all.

P.S. The good news is that I got to cancel my dreaded doctor’s appointment set for tomorrow.

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