Dear Lord above!
All of my doctors (and there are far too many for my taste) have portals. Gone are the days of picking up the phone, calling the office, and actually speaking to a human being.
If I do call, I get to push a button for a laundry list of doctors, or push another button for another laundry list of doctors, or push yet another button for a nurse or medication renewal or blah blah blah.
So, I use a portal. I currently have five portals with five different passwords that take me around my elbow to get to my ass. Does that make sense?
It would be much easier to reduce the number of doctors in my life (pity I never married a doctor), thus reducing these insane portals which would make my life so much more enjoyable.
I wonder if they would miss me? With a couple of exceptions, most of these guys act as if they have never seen me before because we seem to have the same conversation each time I’m there at their request.
Maybe I will cancel a visit or two just to test them out. If they miss me, they can write via …
wait for it …
the freakin’ portal.
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